I'm gonna make a bold and completely unresearched claim right now, so everybody hold onto your hats.

There is no better frenchman than Zinedine Zidane. The man headbutted a sucka for talking smack and got a high five off the French Prime Minister or President or whatever they have. Pierre is a pussy name in comparison to the French hero Zidane.

(Pierre sounds Frenchier though, I'll give you that.)