So Mogi and I invited a couple of friends to our house and one of them collects torch lighters and likes to ruin pennies with them. He was heating one up so hot it was glowing red and then our other friend ♪TJ Gaga♪ was like "OMG LET'S PUT AN ICE CUBE ON THE PENNY" and we all know weird tit happens when you put super hot things on super cold things so Mogi and I were like "yeeeaaah that'll be so cooooool" Except we were doing this on a glass table outside. So the ice cube cracked and fizzled and melted about halfway and then it got quiet, and we were like "awww that's it?" And then CRACK the table top just broke into a million pieces and fell. It went from totally fine to in shambles in less than a second. So now I gotta call my parents and tell them it broke and find out what kind of table they want us to replace it with. We also need to come up with a reason for why it's our fault without telling them we did something stupid that would make them think that maybe they shouldn't be renting the house out to us, because we can't let them pay for it after we did something that dumb, and sober at that
ITT: We discuss things we broke in a stupid way.