I am snacking on cabbage. Feel like such a douchebag. This is not what I usually do, but tonight I came home, looked in the fridge, saw that little bowl of cabbage all cut up and waiting, and I was like, I'm gonna snack on that mothersmurfer. I'm gonna snack on it and I'm gonna snack on it with cream cheese and peanut butter and I'm gonna snack that sucker up.

And then I added pimento olives and garlic in oil and man I, I don't even know.