I got my dog from the groomer the other day and to my surprise I find my dog's paw nails PAINTED. I was like wtf. I asked her to wash and de-shed her and she comes back with glistening nails. Her reasoning was, "Well people didn't know she was a girl so..."

This is the second time she did something like that. Last time it was a huge pink bow in the center of her face because it kept dropping down.

So, what inane things have you done or seen people do to animals?