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    everytime a little city in ohio makes national news, its something bad.

    My city has been on national news for flooding (2x!) and then when the kid who went to a christian school here was threatened to be suspended if he went to the high school's prom.

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    They captured a few of them and took them to the columbus zoo or something.

    Also one of the monkeys has herpes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justy View Post
    My city has been on national news for flooding (2x!) and then when the kid who went to a christian school here was threatened to be suspended if he went to the high school's prom.
    WHA? Why was he going to be suspended if he went to the prom?
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    They captured a few of them and took them to the columbus zoo or something.
    That's good, I guess.

    I was up in Powell a couple hours ago near the zoo. For some reason the traffic was worse than I can ever remember it being. I wonder if this is related.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission?
    I read that one officer had to shoot a tiger to death with his hand gun at a very close range because the tranquilizers just enraged it D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission?
    I read that one officer had to shoot a tiger to death with his hand gun at a very close range because the tranquilizers just enraged it D:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission?
    I read that one officer had to shoot a tiger to death with his hand gun at a very close range because the tranquilizers just enraged it D:
    That is both awesome and tragic at the same time. I wonder how mentally scarred that guy is.

    EDIT: And by awesome, I mean I pictured this wild animal just charging at him like a demon possessed. Obviously that's easier than imagining something fluffy being murdered

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    I can't believe those unfeeling scumbags killed those poor, defenceless creatures with huge claws, teeth, and the strength of three fully grown men


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    Can you believe taking down a tiger with a 9mm? Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    I can't believe those unfeeling scumbags killed those poor, defenceless creatures with huge claws, teeth, and the strength of three fully grown men
    Sure but it's not like they were like "hey guys you know what'd be cool? Breaking outta this place and just smurfing faceraping cops with our claws"
    "aw yeah you're one freaky cat"

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    Stunned that they couldn't find a tranq gun or a taser, let alone a TV wildlife documentary host. Any of these would surely have managed the situation in a more life-saving manner.
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    Jack Hanna, who is like the most famous TV-Wildlife dude ever, basically said they had no choice besidesshoot to kill for most of the animals. According to him, a tranq dose could take 3-10 minutes to take effect, and in the meantime you have a REALLY pissed off and scared Bengal tiger. Oh wait. You have 18.

    It's really, really horrible especially since some of the animals are such threatened species. The best thing that will come from this is the state of Ohio at the very least will enact some much tougher laws on owning exotic animals (as in making it ttly illegal.)

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    You lot are such sissies. Good god I wish I was out there. Just give me a high powered rifle and a whole lot of grenades. Blowing the heads off defenceless animals and scattering their limbs everywhere makes me forget about my embarassingly small penis.

    plus seriously they must've cooked those things and eaten them because what a waste if not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    plus seriously they must've cooked those things and eaten them because what a waste if not.
    That's commie talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    It's really, really horrible especially since some of the animals are such threatened species. The best thing that will come from this is the state of Ohio at the very least will enact some much tougher laws on owning exotic animals (as in making it ttly illegal.)
    Yeah, I heard on the news that the owner who killed himself had been charged numerous times and just been let out of prison, and yet the state saw fit to allow him to own all of these animals. It's ridiculous. I really hope they change the laws around exotic animals there.

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