And how are you going to keep her?
What you need to do my good man is smother yourself from head to toe in raspberry jam. I mean utterly drenched. Drowning in the stuff. Leave red sticky footprints wherever you go. And if she asks what on earth is up, you just stand up, look her in the eye and forcefully say "I'M THE JAM MAN!" while shaking your fist. Casually sit back down and change the subject.
True love will bloom forevermore.
OH ****!!! I screwed this up, I think! I have done this already I used CHERRY jam!Originally Posted by Psychotic
Never mind, Real Dolls are going down in price all the time.
Playing with my Barbies won't solve thi--
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If you mean Steve, the answer is NO like before.I know a guy...YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! More coupes
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
No one gives poor steve a chance
It's not so much that as the fact that Steve doesn't seem like the LDR type kind of guy xD Plus all of his stories about all the ladies he has already, I would get lost in the mob of estrogen.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Rejection is still hurtful every which way Mel!
I never thought I would say this, but I am jelly of that mannequin.
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What was the safe word during this session?
Sylvie doesn't believe in safe words
Wouldn't help even if one was designated. That mannequin isn't saying trout.
I just had a haircut today, so my hair is not such a mess any longer. I also took a few pictures of myself without the glasses, to see what I would look like if I ever decided to go with contacts (No chance, but whatevs)
One thing, I look pretty dumb. If I were black, and had thicker hair, I might have some resemblance to Carlton Banks! Oh yeah!
(SPOILER)
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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