The Best and Worst of EoFF; Picture Thread, 2011-2013

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm jelly. I want to hang with my bros Pike and Dak.

[Agent Proto]

I come presenting two pictures.

Today, I had to go to the hospital for a procedure to be done at 12:00 pm. Basically, I went out with anesthesia for almost two hours of surgery, so I finished at 2 pm. Following the surgery, I stayed at the room for an addition two hours or so, falling in and our of sleep because I was still pretty damn tired. Finally left the hospital with my brother at 6 pm. We went out to eat at a Panera Bread before getting back home at 8 pm so I can rest further. Now I'm back up. Here's a recent picture or two of me. The second with the small cast on my arm.

(SPOILER)

btw, my hand is cramping pretty badly, but I can still type fair enough.


I have to remove the cover in two days, and the whole thing comes off in a week. I come again in two weeks for another procedure to be done. How fun. -_-

Fun fun fun.

[chionos]

I come presenting two pictures.

Today, I had to go to the hospital for a procedure to be done at 12:00 pm. Basically, I went out with anesthesia for almost two hours of surgery, so I finished at 2 pm. Following the surgery, I stayed at the room for an addition two hours or so, falling in and our of sleep because I was still pretty damn tired. Finally left the hospital with my brother at 6 pm. We went out to eat at a Panera Bread before getting back home at 8 pm so I can rest further. Now I'm back up. Here's a recent picture or two of me. The second with the small cast on my arm.

(SPOILER)

btw, my hand is cramping pretty badly, but I can still type fair enough.


I have to remove the cover in two days, and the whole thing comes off in a week. I come again in two weeks for another procedure to be done. How fun. -_-

Fun fun fun.

Sounds like a bunch of suck bro (other than Panera Bread, that's good shet). You look totally psyched, btw.

Not sure if High Five or Heil Hitler

[Agent Proto]

It's not Nazi saluting.

[Freya]

:O?

[Jiro]

[Melissaur]

DAK! You are so cute!!!

[Pike]

FREYA AND DAK ARE BOTH SO CUTE I AM GOING TO HUG YOU GUYS

[Shlup]

Jiro is so American now.

[drotato]

Haha, Dak in America is funny. x3

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dak is still too far for my liking.

Welcome to the USA, bro.

[Jiro]

Ok, so I've just done a terrible thing on the first day of the year no less.

What did I do?

Why I let curiousity get the better of me and as we know, curiousity killed the cat. I'm now currently hoping it doesn't kill me too!

What I hear you cry could be so terrible? I'll tell you good, dear friends, I'll even show you! I'll even describe to you the details in levels you may never wish to know. I ate 2 chicken burgers.

What! Wait I hear you cry, Chicken burgers seriously Steve, get a grip! How can you be calling this the worst terrible idea you've had ever?

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Those my friends are the burgers I ate, Yankee frozen burgers. In fact all you need to do is put the frozen burger in a microwave for 90 seconds. 45 on one side, 45 on the other, leave to stand for 30 seconds and eat. Well I hear you cry, maybe this was a pleasant surprise! (SPOILER)it wasn't trust me, I'm going to die of botulism

What does one of these burgers frozen in a bag look like?

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Pretty much like that ironically the bag looked identical prior to cooking and after cooking, if you must know this was after cooking. I have to admit by this point I'd eaten the first and decided this was share worthy for if something was going to kill me the world needed to know why they'd been deprived of the glory of Steve. (SPOILER)The world it seems consists of EoFF members only.

Without it's bag the burger looks kinda bad, it was a warning of things to come, I should have listened to my stomach go "smurf no" but I thought after eating so many weird and wonderful things why balk at this it can't seriously be that bad? (SPOILER)It was, I just wish it was scorpions or ants again anything but this!

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Bet y'all sitting there thinking "but that looks harmless enough right?" I would describe the supposed chicken as more of a rat like texture with a skin of breadcrumbs, at least I know how Sly Stallone felt in Demolition man when he ate that rat burger, or perhaps I know how Sandra Bullock felt watching him eat that burger? Or perhaps it's a combination of the two for my abject revulsion and horror was matched only by my inability to stop myself eating them both! However my fear is that the meat will not be what kills me. For no the meat was nothing if not a side show to the bread rolls, Bread should be one of two things: Soft or Crusty in the case of sesame seeded burger baps it ought to be SOFT this bread if that is what it truly was and not the skin flakes of some demonic entity was neither of those things, it wasn't dry but it wasn't soggy either somehow it merely reminded me of trying to chew playdoh which is ironic because I'm very much certain that playdoh would've tasted better and also would've parted better at the ends of my teeth, my teeth which have punched clean through glass, gouged steel railings and many other things could barely get this bread to tear!

I fear that this will be the end of me.

So tell me to allay my fears or to make me feel better about the terrible decision to let curiousity murder me...what terrible decisions have you made lately and how did they play out?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yes, you should be my new neighbor. There is actually a place right next door that is vacant.

[Kind of Annoying]

[Jiro]

Well played.