Let's do this.

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Matching sweatervests? Check. Matching Triwizard Tournament (machine-washable!) Goblets of Fire? Check. Double fisting? Why the hell not?

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Me and my old college roommate. It was a special moment.

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Me, my girlfriend, and two of my buddies. It was my friend John's (left) birthday.

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Suited up, ready for some laser tag with my friend Alex. The highlight of the night? "That asshole in the suit shot me again!"

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Cameo appearance. Out with Rye and friends on her birthday.

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Me in a gorilla suit doing the Gangnam style dance right before my friend in a banana costume helped me reenact the elevator scene.

What's the common theme in all of these? I was drunk in every single one of them. Except Rye's birthday, during which I had been drinking, but did not get drunk. I normally avoid photo moments like the plague.