Ladies:

[rubah]

Don't get offended by the fact that I'm pissed off about you randomly groping me.

Seriously, I don't get it. If I'm out at a bar or something and a guy pinches my butt or something similar (rarely happens though, most guys aren't tools) why do they allways go, "Oooo, alright, alright, no need to get pissy about it!"?

There is always a need to get pissy about it! Why is it such a shock that it would piss someone off?

/end rant/

Because guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.

You don't grope my ass, then I won't give you a purple nurple.

easy