Ladies:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Unless you are naked, you need to wear some sort of bra. Seriously. Get those things under control.

If you could tell one thing to the opposite sex, what would it be?

Wait if they have small, perky breasts naturally?

"If you don't want to be fat, go lift weights. Shut up, no you're not going to look like a body builder."