Ladies:

[Peegee]

Don't get offended by the fact that I'm pissed off about you randomly groping me.

Seriously, I don't get it. If I'm out at a bar or something and a guy pinches my butt or something similar (rarely happens though, most guys aren't tools) why do they allways go, "Oooo, alright, alright, no need to get pissy about it!"?

There is always a need to get pissy about it! Why is it such a shock that it would piss someone off?

/end rant/

Because guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.

they do.
"just not with you"

general you, not mirage vous.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Don't get offended by the fact that I'm pissed off about you randomly groping me.

Seriously, I don't get it. If I'm out at a bar or something and a guy pinches my butt or something similar (rarely happens though, most guys aren't tools) why do they allways go, "Oooo, alright, alright, no need to get pissy about it!"?

There is always a need to get pissy about it! Why is it such a shock that it would piss someone off?

/end rant/

Because guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.

I had my ass grabbed randomly in high school by a girl on the volleyball team. It was just weird.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Guys are generally different. I've had my ass grabbed a few times. After the initial confusion, I just walked around like the rest of the day.

It's obviously the fact that it's intimate, and ladies don't want some strange dude to do it. You come across like Chester the Molester.

All my romantic interests loved butt pats, and things like that. It's nice get affection when you know and trust the person.

[Peegee]

Don't get offended by the fact that I'm pissed off about you randomly groping me.

Seriously, I don't get it. If I'm out at a bar or something and a guy pinches my butt or something similar (rarely happens though, most guys aren't tools) why do they allways go, "Oooo, alright, alright, no need to get pissy about it!"?

There is always a need to get pissy about it! Why is it such a shock that it would piss someone off?

/end rant/

Because guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.

I had my ass grabbed randomly in high school by a girl on the volleyball team. It was just weird.

I was walking around the club when suddenly my ass was grabbed. I saw a girl on a chair. So I walked up and smacked her hard n__n

girl - *yelp*

It's all in the delivery

[rubah]

Don't get offended by the fact that I'm pissed off about you randomly groping me.

Seriously, I don't get it. If I'm out at a bar or something and a guy pinches my butt or something similar (rarely happens though, most guys aren't tools) why do they allways go, "Oooo, alright, alright, no need to get pissy about it!"?

There is always a need to get pissy about it! Why is it such a shock that it would piss someone off?

/end rant/

Because guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.

You don't grope my ass, then I won't give you a purple nurple.

easy

[Peegee]

Don't get offended by the fact that I'm pissed off about you randomly groping me.

Seriously, I don't get it. If I'm out at a bar or something and a guy pinches my butt or something similar (rarely happens though, most guys aren't tools) why do they allways go, "Oooo, alright, alright, no need to get pissy about it!"?

There is always a need to get pissy about it! Why is it such a shock that it would piss someone off?

/end rant/

Because guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.

You don't grope my ass, then I won't give you a purple nurple.

easy

what if I did it?

[Evastio]

I'd want to tell all females this:

Not all men are selfish, dirty, sex-hungry pigs. Men have feelings too. And not all men want cheap one night stands. Quite a lot of us actually want deep meaningful relationships.

[rubah]

what if I did it?

you'd get two purple nurples

[Peegee]

what if I did it?

you'd get two purple nurples

what if I took my shirt off first?

[Shiny]

Fellas: It is absolutely unacceptable to have armpit hair longer than an inch. Trim that tit up or shave it please and thank you. And by no means should there be white chunks of deodorant in it either if you plan on wearing a sleeveless shirt.

[Raian the Fallen]

Please stop talking about how painful childbirth is. You've never had to feel the intense pain of zipping your pants zipper against your junk.

Not all men are selfish, dirty, sex-hungry pigs. Men have feelings too. And not all men want cheap one night stands. Quite a lot of us actually want deep meaningful relationships.

I second this.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fellas: It is absolutely unacceptable to have armpit hair longer than an inch. Trim that tit up or shave it please and thank you. And by no means should there be white chunks of deodorant in it either if you plan on wearing a sleeveless shirt.

No.

[rubah]

she's got a point about the deodorant

[Shiny]

ITT: Deodorant dingleberries

Here's a photo of NorthernChaosGod

[Mirage]

Shiny's post made me check my armpit hair now. Thankfully, it doesn't seem to naturally grow out longer than just one inch.