I hear the chocobo comin'
It's WARKin' round the bend
And I ain't seen the pyreflies
since the last arrival of Sin
I'm stuck in foa's Prison
and time keeps draggin' on
But that chocobo keeps a Warkin
on down through Eyes-on
 
When I was just a newbie 
ShlupQuack she told me, "Son,
always check your junctions, 
don't ever play with Bombs."
But I shot Not at all Reno, 
just to watch him die
When I hear that k-k-KWEHHing
I hang my head and cry
 
 
I bet there's new folks posting 
in GC and Wonder Square
And havin such good times with Jiro and Fresh Prince of Mel Air
But I know I had it comin'
I know I had to be banned
But Bert he is still postin'
and that's what I can't stand
 
Well if they'd take off this pink title, 
if I found those chocobo tracks
I bet I'd ride it down the forum index 
Straight into Feedback
Far from the staff forum, 
that's where I want to stay
But I'd yell to all the staffers, 
"take the swear filter away"