
Originally Posted by
fire_of_avalon
My dad told me I should be evil Megan. The conversation went like this.
Me: Daddy, what should I be for Halloween?
Dad: Be Evil Megan.
Me: How does one be Evil Megan?
Dad: Do the opposite of whatever you do now. Don't wear make-up.
Me: But I don't wear make-up.
Dad: Then wear make-up!