Seriously stop smurfing derailing every godddamn thread here.
Seriously stop smurfing derailing every godddamn thread here.
PG and NGC, pretend Justy didn't say that because modwhorning is against the rules. But pretend that I did say it.
smurf is my favourite swear word. As in, shut the smurf up Julian and PG.
I know they already got told off twice, but mine was contextually relevant.
Bitches.
That's relevant in a swear thread, right?
I've been waiting for an opportunity to use this.
*snip*
[jiro]DODGING THE SWEAR FILTER IS NOT smurfING ACCEPTABLE MR NCG. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY smurfS YOU DO OR DO NOT GIVE BECAUSE I GIVE A NUMBER THAT IS PLUS OR MINUS THREE, DEPENDING ON WHICH WAY WE'RE GOING. I like the macro though bro. - J[/jiro]
Last edited by NorthernChaosGod; 10-28-2011 at 07:36 PM.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Calling someone a Twat is my new fav insult.
I like smurf, I like smurfing, I like smurfin' and mothersmurfing.
I like tit, plural. Two of them. Big ones.
This, whore, and smurf are my favorites.Originally Posted by Freya
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Twat is also a favourite. I also like saying bollocks. I'm trying to find comical and entertaining alternatives to swearing because that way I don't offend people.
but offending people is half the fun
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I will swear at someone if I want to directly offend them but I'm worried about accidental misfire and having an angry old lady throw her handbag at me and tell me I'm what's wrong with youth today.
I like how this works both with and without the filter.
I'm so dim... I only realized why the middle finger means "FU" a few months ago when I saw a film depicting a man making the gesture at a woman... his hand was at waist height. So, yeah, he was basically "signing" that he wanted to "give her the finger"... I suppose I probably could have found that information on wikipedia if I had been interested..?
f*** will never cease to be profane. $#!+ is gaining enough popularity on television (even "family" television) that it may even stop being auto-corrected here at EYESON... eventually. C is harsh. Why is it that people commonly say MF but nobody says PF? Or DF? Or FF? Why SF or BF? I may understand the last three could be mistaken for Final Fantasy, San Fran, and Best Friend...
In a few years, profanity will be seen as an overrated form of self-expression and adolescent rebellion which has little or nothing to do with the freedom of speech. I've never approved of people like Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob) who use f*** for every other word in their speech pattern, not because their language is disgusting but because they're simply substituting "um" with "f***" so you have no choice but to acknowledge that this person speaking is an idiot beyond repair.
... ... What was I saying?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Profanity isn't going anywhere, dude. Profanity serves a specific linguistic purpose.
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