What is your favorite profanity?
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What is your favorite profanity?
Ugh, there are just too many to pick! I've been sitting in this thread for two minutes!
I'm in the same predicament as Shlup.
I like Kung-Fu.
MF
Seriously, nothing beats f**k. It was obviously created with ultimate anger, capacity for maximum insult, and speaker satisfaction in mind.
And smurf you if you don't think so.
I pretty much never swear.
I'm not lying, ask Hux. He knows it's serious business when I do because I only do it like, once a month.
Nothing against it, I just never, ever got into the habit in the first place. *shrug*
I'm kinda in the same boat as Pike. But don't get me wrong, I do swear, just not as often as some do. I don't make it a habit for me to swear constantly, but I guess I do have a favorite, and that would be...
$#%#%^
DAAAAAAAAAMMN!!!!
Last edited by Agent Proto; 10-26-2011 at 09:45 AM.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
I think this clip makes it quite clear. NSFW, naughty language of course.
jay and silent bob - smurf smurf - YouTube
I dunno. I kind of get inventive on occasions and although not as offensive for the most part, things like "donkeycock" and whatnot tend to be more fun for me. The 'regular swear words' I either use too casually to really have much meaning, or when I do give them their appropriate meaning it's when I'm angry and I don't like to be angry so I don't associate with such words positively.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Dicktrout
there was a picture here
Mine is trout because it's just as versatile as smurf but easier to say under your breath. You just sound like you're shushing someone. I also like merde (so?) which is the french version.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Speaking of French cusses, I'm partial to "SACRE BLEU!!"
Oh, if we're going foreign, my time in Germany left me with the wonderful profanity that is "Heilige Scheiße!"
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I don't like swearing, all swear words just have such a harsh sound. I prefer using them when I really mean it, or for stuff like "That's a trout load of potatoes!" for emphasis.
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