Stupid Tricks

[rubah]

I can blow fluids out of my eyes. I have a habit of stretching my legs to pop my lower back/hips

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can blow fluids out of my eyes. I have a habit of stretching my legs to pop my lower back/hips

I want to see that.

That reminds me, I can gleek.

[Pike]

Oh, I just remembered. You know whatever it is in your ears that makes your ears pop? I can do that consciously. I read somewhere that not everyone can. So, there's that, I suppose.

[Clo]

I'm pretty good at begging for food.

[Jiro]

I can do this:

I think you're a filthy liar. I don't think you can locate Agent Blaustein in real life. I think you're just trying to impress us. I'm not impressed. Pics of you locating Agent Blaustein or gtfo.

[Mercen-X]

There are probably over 50 pictures of me sitting in the hallway with my legs against one wall and my back opposite from when I was 12. The hall was about 3 feet or so wide. So, yeah, 12-year-old spider-dork.

Nearly every single joint in my body pops.

I can pick stuff up with my toes. Not just the Big Toe and 2nd, but any combination. Still has my dad confused.

My middle finger on my right hand tightens which has led me to call it my "raptor-claw" relating to the way raptors tap their toes on Jurassic Park.

I can rebound off the ground (I think that's what you call it)... you know? You're lying on the ground and you raise your legs and flip forward onto your feet. I wish I could do it without planting my hands on the ground behind me so I'd be more like Bruce Lee. But, sadly, there is absolutely nothing Bruce Lee-like about me. : (

I can do a forward hand-stand flip. Unfortunately, this has never led to the actual ability to perform a more-impressive forward flip... without crashing to the ground. How do people do that $#?

There's a nerve somewhere near my ears that I can tweak. If I had larger ears or a stronger reflex to tweaking this nerve, I could probably wiggle my ears. As it stands now, however, it's completely unnoticeable. Although, you may be able to see my glasses wiggle (and hat) if you look close enough.

[fire_of_avalon]

My sister can wiggle her ears! I cannot. I also cannot get this video to upload! Grr.

[Shiny]

I can do this:

I think you're a filthy liar. I don't think you can locate Agent Blaustein in real life. I think you're just trying to impress us. I'm not impressed. Pics of you locating Agent Blaustein or gtfo.

Okay you got me. I was actually referring to the ability to maintain 40 bullets in my pistol.

[Jiro]

Hot.

[rubah]

oh yeah

this is like a reverse trick, like something I can't do

I can't bend the second joint of either of my 4th/ring? toes. They bend at the joint closest to the foot, and then just stick out straight, even when all my other toes are curled up. It's like I'm flipping you off, but with my feet and with the wrong digit.

[Tigmafuzz]

i can dislocate my shoulder over and over by rotating my arm. and i can pop my knee by shifting the weight in my leg.

Same here. I dislocate my shoulder by pulling on it with my other arm from behind my head. Doesn't even hurt... until I have to put it back in.

My neck is obscenely loud when I crack it. It's awesome and makes people think I'm dying.

Same here. It makes my girlfriend cringe ^.^

I can chirp like a cricket. It comes in handy when rooms go quiet or something awkward happens.

THAT is awesome.

I can blow fluids out of my eyes.

Oy. That's very disturbing.

I can rebound off the ground (I think that's what you call it)... you know? You're lying on the ground and you raise your legs and flip forward onto your feet. I wish I could do it without planting my hands on the ground behind me so I'd be more like Bruce Lee.

I used to be able to do a 270 degree forward flip from lying flat on my back into a handstand. I stopped showing it off though after one time I landed on my smurfing face. At the mall.

[Crop]

I can move objects at will using the power of my mind.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Does that include your mind moving your limbs?

[Bubba]

I have this amazing trick which can only be performed when I'm tired... When logging on to EOFF whilst drunk I can fall aslzzzzzzzzzz...

[demondude]

I'm nimble. There is a distinct satisfaction at spotting somebody across the shopping center - somebody very overweight, the kind that comes into my work and orders every cake and a eats the plastic beverage cup. As they begin to maneuver themselves to climb down the stairs, I come forward, brushing past them swiftly - maybe even missing the last steps as I effortlessly glide out the door at the bottom speedily. I'm certain I leave them there, trudging down the stairs, thinking "I will never be able to do that".

Other than that I'm probably utterly untalented.