Stupid Tricks

[I Took the Red Pill]

my butt is made of velveeta mac n cheese

[Crop]

Does that include your mind moving your limbs?

Sadly my ability isn't that powerful yet.

[GrimmReaper]

I can flip me eyelids inside out lol
I have double jointed hands & feet. I drink coffee. I can flex back my thumbs to the topside of my forearms. I drink tea. My ankles pop/crack once an hour on average, and they each crack in 7 places. I can make small children,foxes, lions, tigers, and bears; cry on command. I move violently and shake, but when I'm holding drumsticks and sit in front of a drum set it sounds like music.

[Mercen-X]

I can do a rolling blink (one eyelid a second before the other)... I think. I've never asked anyone to confirm it. FYI, it's different from winking one eye and then the other. But I can wink with either eye.