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    Default EoFF finally forced by the UN to unban political prisoners



    Many moons ago, before a critical forum reshuffling that eliminated the problem. There was an area of EoFF that was rougher than the deepest depths of the Midgar slums. It was an area so deprived of sunlight and reason that to gaze upon it would result in madness for all but a few men of strong reason. We reasons that "this subforum are sick" and demanded change. In my time change never came, and promises to clean up these slums and let the sunlight in never came to fruition.

    A foolish, younger me set to prove a point and stand up to the powers that let such depravity occur. I actually enjoyed this game in question to some extent, at least it was better than the game from which it spawned however it was impossible to discuss it in the pit of despair that was this sub-forum. While I believe a better man than me should have set out improve the dire situation there were no takers and I idiotically took a stand.

    Of course the rope by which I was hanging at this point was thinner than a working girl's thong and wasn't strong enough to withhold the pressure of moderation that was to come as a basis of my actions. So I was banned, and that really should have been the end of the story. But I continued to be a nuisance for years. My finest moment was getting Gunblade Master banned on my second account, aptly named Upriser Spearmint! (an anagram of Primus Inter Pares). But that account was banned shortly afterwards too due to a security leak.

    So here I am being banned on a Sunday 5 years, 9 months, 22 days ago, it's only fitting that I be unbanned on a Sunday too.

    Not much happened in the world of Final Fantasy since I was banned but I can sum what I felt about XII and XIII: XII was as good as XIII was bad.

    Also I'm sorry Dan that I went to sleep right as I was unbanned, I am a failure in that regard.
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    Welcome front.

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    OMG PIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK *VICTORY FANFARE!!!*

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    And at last he returns! I hope your political asylum taught you some valuable lessons about the value of rice and that the characteristics of spheres. I'm sure you will bring these lessons and share your wisdom with us so that we can all grow together to achieve world wide web peace.

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    making threads has since been outlawed, sorry dude gonna have to ban you again.

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    Oh dammit PiP.

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    Tonight we shall dine on only the most succulent of human livers to celebrate your return.

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    That's not the only regard you're a faliure in asshoel But we'll leave that discussion for another day, for now let's just celebrate your ressurection.


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    I just spent 30 seconds clicking at your sig Mirage thinking it was the reply box. Serves me right for going on the internet tired
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    You waited five years to be unbanned? That is dumb; I would have hoped you found another roost since then. But waiting five years: that is sweet too.

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    I do indeed have another roost of course, but being unbanned here is also a great boon.
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