Evolution: (SPOILER)sad to say, but on our measly planet, we are the pinnacle of humanity. We're not going to evolve into something better. Maybe we really did evolve from cromagnon or whatever that guy's name is (homo dumbfoundus?), but we're going any further.

(you) say life on this planet has been evolving for millions of years. I say this planet has only existed for about 6000 years. Maybe life existed before this planet. Maybe we were dropped off here by the scientologists in a last ditch effort to save the remains of their civilization from impending doom. Maybe all that we know has been grossly mutilated by prejudice and tyranny and the superior knowledge of our ancestors from offworld is forever lost in the annals of time.

Fact is, men come from women (womb+men). That's how our race continues. Obviously, there must've been a first. But was that at the beginning? Maybe it was at the end! A time traveling spaceship that travelled along the moebius and arrived here on Earth. Who knows?

Astrology: I've never given any merit to astrology. Those fortunes you read from jack-nuts all over the frickin world are nothing but a running joke-of-a-scam. However, The Big Bang Theory had it's reputedly smartest character Dr. Sheldon Cooper explain that women are not alone in experiencing seasonal hormonal shifts... that men can "man-strate"... lol... If we take into account the timing of a man's "man-stration" or a women's time of the month, and factor in their date of birth and the equivalent information about the parents by whom they were raised. It may, in fact, be possible to completely predict a person's life because you'll know the decisions they'll make thus allowing you to predict where they'll be and whom they'll likely meet and what they'll do in those new situations. Of course, to think this far ahead accurately, you'd have to frickin' Sherlock Holmes!