Things that cheer you up

[Tigmafuzz]

Bleeding, action movies, selling drugs, laser beams, gambling, throwing babies at kittens.

Woah.

[Peegee]

Just think about all the fat and skinnyfat people you're better than. And then become better.

Create a rock so heavy that not even you can lift, the lift it anyway.

As a metaphor for self improvement and mental walls, this is solid. i want to scale a 5.8-9 without help

[Bubba]

This is totally stupid and pointless but it cheers me right up.

In the evening, I stand at my house window with my car parked across the road. Whenever anyone walks past I turn my car alarm on and off with my keys...

Having a car beep at them is guaranteed to cause confusion for them... and amusement for me!

[Peegee]

I've noticed a lot of your suggestions involve Schadenfreude....

[Bubba]

Absolutley... It's my sadistic nature that keeps me smiling

I also enjoy throwing rocks at children...

[Shlup]

Bleeding, action movies, selling drugs, laser beams, gambling, throwing babies at kittens.

Woah.

This didn't really get any less accurate. And I do tend to spend hours at the blackjack table.

[supernaps]

Making pyramids out of chocolate chips. I feel like such a big architect when I do that.

[Peegee]

So for dinner I made myself a ridiculous amount of food. Then I washed it all down an hour later (when my insulin high started to dip just slighly) with a huge schooner of milkshake

I am now wired.

I feel great.

Oh god when this comes down I am going to cry

[Dreddz]

Emu costumes

[rubah]

cats

[Laddy]

Sushi.

[Peegee]

btw guys

do not eat 3000 calories at a time. then wash it down with a milkshake.

[CimminyCricket]

tl;dr

Are you telling me working out doesn't make you feel better?

[Jiro]

Get a punching bag. Punch a hole in it. Go out, make a guy fight you. Punch a hole in him.

[NorthernChaosGod]

btw guys

do not eat 3000 calories at a time. then wash it down with a milkshake.

But I thought you were fat?