An unfortunate incident.

[Tigmafuzz]

Doubles guy works with trips, too.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/037/92...nal/6x_win.jpg

[Psychotic]

I do not know what gibberish you are all spouting.

I would like to give credit for the concept of "As a child, Iceglow slapped a pig" to forums member DK. Please rep his post and not mine, Julian.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Duly noted.

[Madame Adequate]

Well we all know Steve has a whole host of skeletons in his closet that he gets quite irate about the airing of. Remember his post regarding his... unorthodox sexual preferences? And he tried to say it couldn't be him simply because he "doesn't like to cook"! What a lame excuse. But I didn't want to get some poor innocent animal slapped around the face so I just smiled and nodded and let the matter rest.

[Jiro]

I got really excited thinking that Psychotic and Iceglow were pals from way back. Then it all crashed down around my ears. I'm pissed off now, gonna go smack an animal in the face.

[Pike]

I got really excited thinking that Psychotic and Iceglow were pals from way back. Then it all crashed down around my ears.

This was my reaction as well.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I got really excited thinking that Psychotic and Iceglow were pals from way back. Then it all crashed down around my ears.

This was my reaction as well.

Pissed enough to smack a... pony??

[Christmas]

So a bird pwned Psychotic?

[Iceglow]

Christmas you psychopath! what are you doing bringing back this story?

Though I admit Paul's gotten better in the telling over the years. He has legitimately convinced people who know me of it's legitimacy despite me promising them it's all lies.

[Christmas]

Now I believe the story is true. Poor Pig.

[Psychotic]

Steve, it happened. I shut my eyes and I'm there. I'm there in that paddock as you bring your hand down with force upon that pig's cheek. It happened. Smack. I can hear it. I can hear your small hand. Steve, you can hear it too. You can see it. You can be it. Do it. Do it right now. How can you say this is a lie? This feeling? You know this is reality now. Stop fighting it and just be.

[Quindiana Jones]

Paul's therapist is a smurfing millionaire from all this.

[Mr Gashtacular]

is the pig ok or what

[Quindiana Jones]

Went on to have an incident with the Prime Minister, if I recall.

[Iceglow]

The irony is that whenever we used to play minecraft the wooden sword I made at the start would always be called "The Pig Slapper" in reference to this bulltrout.

I smurfing love you Paul you weird little man!

Edit... Arthur that's a damn good try there. Unfortunately, we're not that old yet. Paul claims this happened in 1992 (which doesn't quite work actually as I was old enough to no longer be interested or upset by the lack of donkey rides as I turned 7 in 1992) And David Cameron worked for the Conservative Party at the time.