I can't see a good chunk of my rep comments anymore, which is a travesty. Here are some good ones that still remain:

Quote Originally Posted by Shiny
I'd like to think it was the beating that made him Mexican.
Quote Originally Posted by Lynx
Baby, why do you hurt me?
Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
don't forget that he has like 72 virgins now
Quote Originally Posted by rubah
I'm so proud of your ability to verbiage