I can't see a good chunk of my rep comments anymore, which is a travesty. Here are some good ones that still remain:

Originally Posted by
Shiny
I'd like to think it was the beating that made him Mexican.

Originally Posted by
Lynx
Baby, why do you hurt me?

Originally Posted by
Meat Puppet
don't forget that he has like 72 virgins now

Originally Posted by
rubah
I'm so proud of your ability to verbiage