The one that says "I'm hot, your not"?!
The one that says "I'm hot, your not"?!
I don't remember what it actually said. It was like white with grey text and had a big fat YOUR that sent my panties all a-twisting.
Wow Shlup your really messed up, but I would've liked to have read you're letter.
It had a whole part about social responsibility. It was good.
I once wrote a strongly worded letter to Crayola for retiring the "teal blue" crayon.Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I wrote it, appropriately, with a teal blue crayon.
I want to read both those letters.
I like it.
My mother raised me this way. She once ate Klondike bar and had the chocolate shell crumble on her in a way that left her dissatisfied, and the company sent us a two month supply of various iced creams.
For Christmas maybe six year ago I got a pack of 100 cookie cutters for Christmas, but a couple of the shapes were missing. I sent them a letter and they send me a whole new package of 101 cookie cutters. I donated the duplicates to a preschool.
i don't like my slow ass-internet even though i know it shouldn't bother me because i'm lucky enough to have internet.
i don't like annoying loud obnoxious ringtones. i don't care if you like the crazy frog axel f remix. get a ringtone that won't piss off people around you every time you get a text or a facebook status update every five minutes from your friend saying "my dog has worms" and then "i'm going to the pharmacy to get worm medicine" and then "i'm going to h-e-b since i'm out" and then "i forgot i need eggs. i think i'll make a cake today" and then "trying to decide what kind of cake i should make" and then "decided on chocolate but don't have chocolate cake mix or icing. going to the store again" and then "have a flat tire. forgot to take car for checkup a week ago because i was on facebook"
i don't like facebook. i don't understand the appeal. it's just a combination of talking and looking at pictures, with the added bonus of other people seeing how many friends you have. "i use it to keep in touch with my friends." you could smurfing visit them. "well they're too far to visit." you could call them on the phone. "they don't have a phone." well then why the smurf do they have a computer?
i don't like it when people's phones go off at the movie theater. i paid good money to see this movie. the least you could do is be courteous enough to put your phone on silent when the big thing comes up on the screen saying "please turn off your cell phones." or if you're expecting a call in the middle of your movie then put it on vibrate. although why you would be at the movies if you were expecting an important call is beyond me. and if you have to answer it go outside. i don't want to hear you going "yeah no it's cool i can talk dude" while i'm trying to laugh at russell brand's weird acting style in the remake of arthur.
i don't like people using the expression "the pot calling the kettle black." just call someone an ignorant hypocrite. it's funnier and more insulting. win-win.
i don't like it when people make long lists about things they don't like which are actually just two or three things that they went on a rant about. like this one.
also, schlupquack is awesome.
edit: and i fail at url tags.
Last edited by ♫♪♫‼Polly‼♪♫♪; 11-19-2011 at 06:10 PM.
1. Mickey Mouse pisses me off with his goofy singing.
2. People who dislike older video games because they are too "hard" or have bad graphics, but where did their "new age" games come from? ..Hmm that's a tough one. (Example: I showed my friend Heroes 3, he said that it is Adventure Quest and it sucks. Later I showed him Heroes 5 and he said that it is a lot better..)
EDIT: Oh one more, people who ask for cigarettes, but they do not smoke themselves, they never even buy. Or when I am having my first cigarette of the day and then a dude comes and asks if I can leave him half. They are milking me, like I am a smurfing millionaire.
Last edited by Gamblet; 11-21-2011 at 03:07 PM.
When people turn off their cars with the wipers going and the wipers get left half way up the window. Not sure why but it really bothers me. My friends do it on purpose to get a reaction.
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People who, when on their computer using a keyboard, still type like they are texting. I can forgive someone for typing like an idiot when texting but when on a computer and they still use "u" "r" etc, it drives me insane. I often voice my opinion on it. It makes me laugh when they try to insult someone like that. It takes more time trying to figure out what they said than the time spent for you to get insulted by it.
I HATE WHEN I TURN MY CAR OFF AND THE WIPERS ARE HALFWAY LIKE THAT
I will turn my car back on just to fix it.
I'll also do the same if I don't like how I parked.
Why don't you just turn off the wipers first then?I HATE WHEN I TURN MY CAR OFF AND THE WIPERS ARE HALFWAY LIKE THAT
I will turn my car back on just to fix it.
I'll also do the same if I don't like how I parked.
I have a cousin that types like that, except for "u". Instead of "u" she types "yhu". That isn't laziness, that is deliberate.
Because I always forgetWhy don't you just turn off the wipers first then?I HATE WHEN I TURN MY CAR OFF AND THE WIPERS ARE HALFWAY LIKE THAT
I will turn my car back on just to fix it.
I'll also do the same if I don't like how I parked.
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