I was just about to take my computer out back and just smash it to bits. My computer is expensive.

What reason? the monitor cables are loose.

I'm not kidding you. I was swearing up and down and when I fixed everything I kicked my computer as a final act of anger and now the case cover is warped.

If I had gone out back to destroy it, I wouldn't have given a damn. I'd probably wait until 2012 and just bought another computer, the entire time begrudging my very random temper.

(I don't know why I get mad. Every time I get mad I argue with myself that getting mad is pointless, not efficient, and that I should stop. Then I get even more mad anyway)