What would be on your epitaph?

[fire_of_avalon]

"Our awareness is all that is alive and maybe sacred in any of us. Everything else about us is dead machinery. Now Megan is too."

[Shiny]

Your mom touches me plenty.

When I asked her repeatedly not to.

When you were four.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Of course then; I was a sexy four-year-old.

[Del Murder]

'Do not break glass until transhumanism has been perfected.'

[Iceglow]

"Upon this sod, lies another" (a Sod is both a term for a pain in the ass person and a piece of earth)

or

"I said I'd finish what I started, famous last words huh?"

or

"Wake up and smell the real world, do you think this is real? Is that air you think you're breathing?"

one last choice a personal fave:

"He died doing what he loved, your mother."

[Old Manus]

"Public Urinal"

[Laddy]

"Meh."