Today I attended a fancy dinner party and was tasked with creating a distraction. My idea of a distraction was to remove all of my clothes, jump around the room, and hurl platters full of fancy canapes at people. They didn't bat an eyelid. Skyrim is a funny old place.

Incidentally, speaking of removing clothes, I now have the pickpocket skill that lets me do just that. Naked Whiterun party? I THINK SO! Anyone who gives me the slightest bit of trout is just being stripped. I don't care. Also with guards, if you just take off their cuirass they look hilarious.