I was accosted by some hired thugs when I was leaving the College in Winterhold. I did them in, read the note, and discovered that I had gravely offended Bandit Outlaw.
I was accosted by some hired thugs when I was leaving the College in Winterhold. I did them in, read the note, and discovered that I had gravely offended Bandit Outlaw.
The Song of glitches:
Written but not composed by HC
On the first day of skyrim, a glitch appeared to me,
A random dead horse in a tree
On the second day of skyrim, a glitch appeared to me,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the third day of skyrim, a glitch appeared to me,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the fourth day of skyrim, a glitch appeared to me,
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the fifth day of skyrim, a glitch appeared to me,
FIVE ROOMS FILLED WITH CHEESE
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the sixth day of skyrim a glitch appeared to me,
Six cities vanishing,
FIVE ROOMS FILLED WITH CHEESE
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the seventh day of skyrim a glitch appeared to me,
seven bandits falling,
Six cities vanishing,
FIVE ROOMS FILLED WITH CHEESE
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the eighth day of skyrim a glitch appeared to me,
eight random dyings,
seven bandits falling,
Six cities vanishing,
FIVE ROOMS FILLED WITH CHEESE
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the ninth day of skyrim a glitch appeared to me,
nine giants shrinking,
eight random dyings,
seven bandits falling,
Six cities vanishing,
FIVE ROOMS FILLED WITH CHEESE
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the tenth day of skyrim a glitch appeared to me,
ten boulders bouncing,
nine giants shrinking,
eight random dyings,
seven bandits falling,
Six cities vanishing,
FIVE ROOMS FILLED WITH CHEESE
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the eleventh day of skyrim a glitch appeared to me,
eleven dragons spinning,
ten boulders bouncing,
nine giants shrinking,
eight random dyings,
seven bandits falling,
Six cities vanishing,
FIVE ROOMS FILLED WITH CHEESE
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
On the twelfth day of skyrim a glitch appeared to me,
twelve draugr talking,
eleven dragons spinning,
ten boulders bouncing,
nine giants shrinking,
eight random dyings,
seven bandits falling,
Six cities vanishing,
FIVE ROOMS FILLED WITH CHEESE
four mammoths flying,
three bodies in the floor,
two guards in the sky,
and a random dead horse in a tree
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Well I guess I won't stop stealing people's stuff then.
Just did the Skooma Cat's quest. A bittersweet moment when he mentions "Butterflies, a Fox, severed heads and cheese." THAT WAS MEEEEEEE!They've also changed the voice actor it seems. From the amazing Shivering Isles Sheogorath to some... weird voiced... thing.
Recently started a few new playthroughs. One as Lurtz the Uruk-Hai, just for fun. I'm going to chase children around shouting "FIND THE HALFLING! GRUUUUGH! FIND THE HALFLING!". A more in depth playthrough is to be my new Khajiit, Renrij-Dar. Gonna focus on making the ultimate stealth/assassin/thief character, rather than my current mage/archer hybrid. Finally, I'm experimenting with creating Herbert "Daring" Dashwood. He'll have a Orc follower when I get him finished.
Speaking of hired thugs and marriage...
Hilarious Skyrim wedding... or how marriage works in Skyrim - YouTube
^-> Best marriage ever. =D
Hahaha so the priest hired thugs to beat the hell out of the guy at his wedding and then gets uppity about it being ruined? Genius.
xD
Who were those Khajiit?
Today I Fus-Ro-Dah'd a guy off of a cliff.
And laughed heartily.
And bought a house.
And furnished about half of the house.
And spent about twenty minutes trying (and failing) to set my Butterfly in a Jar upright on a table.
And wondered WHY ON EARTH LYDIA WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WOMAN YOU'VE GOT YOUR CORNER IN THE LOFT GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM.
Haha, shouting people off of cliffs. I usually spend at least a few hours a day committing a crime in Markarth so I can shout all the guards off the ledge with the guard tower.
If you shut your door (or kill Lydia) she wont' go in your room anymore.
Companions in this game are so smurfing trout. I deck them out in smurfing legendary steel plate armour made by me, Mr Level 100 smith (oh yeah I got to level 100, did I say?) and yet all it takes is a lone bandit to attack them, or a wolf to bite them, or a smurfing butterfly to flap its wings and they go down. Is my game glitched or are they absolutely pathetic for everyone else?
Speaking of butterflies... I shot a dragonfly out of the air with my bow today
^ That's really weird. Mjoll and I travel the countryside doing various jobs, the two of us decked out in full legendary glass armor with weapon enchantments. She's a tank and totally holds her own when it comes to fisticuffs.
Maybe you've given your companions equipment with which they aren't trained? I know a lot of characters have specific skills leveled up. Mjoll has a high two-handed level, for example.
The guy I was with... Astith possibly (Dark Elf member of the Companions) is a trainer in One-Handed up to Level 75. I know he knew how to handle the Glass Sword I gave him yet he barely made a dent in anything. I must be glitched!
Just did a dungeon full of witches and a Hagraven. I kept nailing the Hagraven (not like that!) and every time I did she'd teleport to the next room of witches. Finally caught up with her on top of a rather high ledge. Didn't take any chances this time. Snuck up right behind her and shouted her right off. Felt damned satisfying
Oh Christ I detest the Falmer so strongly. Just had a dungeon FULL of the bastards, including one who had a ward spell strong enough to resist my Dragon Shouts.
I had a dungeon with them where they kept dropping down from the god damn ceiling. Scared the everloving trout out of me each time.Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Oh Christ I detest the Falmer so strongly. Just had a dungeon FULL of the bastards, including one who had a ward spell strong enough to resist my Dragon Shouts.
The companion you have probably level capped a few levels below you which is why they can't hold their own. Mjoll caps at level 45 for instance. I'm level 55 or something and the Markarth house carl holds his own rather well. If you like the guy you have though, just give him the final Dragon Mask which has a chance to heal and damage enemies. C:
Also, I read all about the Falmer and now I don't hate them quite as much. :C
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