I don't like pull doors. Push doors I am fine with. Slide doors I am fine with. Automatic and those revolving doors I am okay with. I don't like pull doors. Bad experiences.

I don't like people who drive really slow. It's understandable if the conditions are bad, but come on guys. Most of them drive like maniacs when it's wet anyway.

I don't like really loud people. I should always be the centre of attention. There is such a thing as an inside voice, regardless of where you are. It makes me sound crotchety and old but I can't stand it when some bitch just starts screaming in my ear when her friend is sitting next to her. Goddamn, chill the smurf out.

I also don't like seagulls. They nick your chips and then trout on you. Bastards.

This thread doesn't really have a topic so have at it. I just wanted to complain