Things I don't like

[Laddy]

Herman Cain.

[Jiro]

did you know that all pull doors are push doors on the other side???

I always fear becoming trapped. I just wait for someone else to open the door if I'm stuck inside. If I'm stuck outside I just leave :/

[Shlup]

I hate it when people post those chain-statuses on Facebook. Like "I know most of you won't repost this, but I did because I am caring enough to put minimal effort into this cause. Look how smurfing thoughtful I am."

[Jessweeee♪]

I hate it when people post those chain-statuses on Facebook. Like "I know most of you won't repost this, but I did because I am caring enough to put minimal effort into this cause. Look how smurfing thoughtful I am."

This Those little games I can mostly tolerate, but "if you really cared you'd spam the smurf out of everything" is just plain pretentious

[fire_of_avalon]

I hate it when people post those chain-statuses on Facebook. Like "I know most of you won't repost this, but I did because I am caring enough to put minimal effort into this cause. Look how smurfing thoughtful I am."

I hate it when people post those chain-statuses on Facebook. Like "I know most of you won't repost this, but I did because I am caring enough to put minimal effort into this cause. Look how smurfing thoughtful I am."

This Those little games I can mostly tolerate, but "if you really cared you'd spam the smurf out of everything" is just plain pretentious

Yes, yes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES god yes. Rep. I cannot stand it. I'm just like "Okay so when was the last time you hoofed it for relay for life? Gave any money to cancer research? Did anything more than post a facebook status."

Not everyone can do everything, no, but c'mon.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I hate it when people post those chain-statuses on Facebook. Like "I know most of you won't repost this, but I did because I am caring enough to put minimal effort into this cause. Look how smurfing thoughtful I am."

And none of those smug trouts listen when you point out they're dumb.

[Shlup]

I know right! They're just like "derp if you dislike that I posted this then you must totally wish that all children have cancer shame on you."

I really shouldn't've added my aunts and uncles as Facebook friends. All they do is post those things, link to FOX News articles, "like" every single one of my photos, and ruin my joke statuses with stupid questions.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I don't like it when my 360 HDD randomly becomes unformatted almost 50% of the time I turn it on.

[Pike]

I don't like holiday hours at work.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I know right! They're just like "derp if you dislike that I posted this then you must totally wish that all children have cancer shame on you."

I really shouldn't've added my aunts and uncles as Facebook friends. All they do is post those things, link to FOX News articles, "like" every single one of my photos, and ruin my joke statuses with stupid questions.

Apparently you just need to be a jackass on the Internet to care about things.

[Jiro]

I don't like ice. That trout makes bad noises and it gives me the creeps. And the chills.

[Jessweeee♪]

I blew up a table with ice. It was sweet.

[Levian]

I don't like sentences that start with:

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but

[Jiro]

What about the following:

"With all due respect,"

"I don't mean to be rude, but"

Do they fit in the same category?

[Madame Adequate]

- making a left turn into the right lane.

I do this. But here in Montana everyone does this.

Or maybe I'm just a jerk. I am, afterall, that person who will suddenly accelerate like a mofo if you've been tailgating me for a while and then try to pass me.

Fully deserved.