Things I don't like

[Pike]

I don't like working over my shift at work by four hours to make the breakroom "feel like Christmas" to potentially impress our RVP who may or may not walk into our store for five minutes tomorrow.

Pike, you and I are gonna drink a lot someday together. Yes we will.

CHRISTMAS IN RETAIL
ARE YOU READY FOR NONSTOP CHRISTMAS MUSIC STARTING LAST SUNDAY
ARE YOU READY FOR WORKING UNTIL MIDNIGHT ONE NIGHT AND THEN BEING AT THE STORE AT 6AM THE NEXT MORNING
ARE YOU READY FOR MILLIONS OF LAYAWAYS
ARE YOU READY FOR BEING SHORT STAFFED
ARE YOU READY FOR PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING
ARE YOU READY FOR DOING A GAZILLION RETURNS WITHOUT RECEIPTS ON DECEMBER 26

yeah let's get smashed