Oh listen to me, child of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Pull up a chair and listen avidly

Hear me now and hear me well
Or you shall be in the banned ones' hell

Never believe that people are shells
To be bullied or trolled or insulted or felled
For now you hear what I must tell
The story of my visit to the banned ones' hell

Many we were, alone and forlorn
For trolling or flaming, or posting porn
The staff had us banned and they threw away the key
And if you do not heed me banned you will be

So be kind to your fellows and kind to your friends
Or your time in the forum soon must end
Once banned you turn round a poignant bend
In your life and your soul
'Til the very end

So heed my words child of Eoff
Be you Sally or Susan or Gary or Geoff
For never again shall you see the forum's banner
If you become but a flamer, a troll or a spammer

Listen well and you shall see
But if not, soon to be banned shall ye be