When I was a young boy...
What's the worst thing you can recall doing during your childhood, in terms of how reckless it was, how angry it made you parents, and how badly they disciplined you?
Mine was probably a tossup at age 6 when me and my sister and our friends went and stole the kiddie pool out of the yard of some kid we didn't like and the cops ended up getting called over it, or the time when I prank called 911 and the fire department and police showed up, also at age 6.
I like Kung-Fu.
ffffffffffFFFFFFFFF I have that song stuck in my head now.
Anyways I was a good girl. I don't really recall getting in serious trouble. Although once I told my younger brother to take a Barbie's clothes off and show my parents. I'm not exactly sure what I was trying to accomplish there.
Should have done it with a Ken doll tbh
My father took me into the city. To see a marching band.
I... uhh... threw a chair at my teacher in 1st grade...
I was an angry child.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hmm worst thing I did that I got caught doing? I don't know really.
I remember telling my maths teacher in year seven "he could go smurf himself." That was 2 weeks in to the school year. I got detention for it in fact I got 2. I had 2 30 minute detentions for telling my teacher the truth because he was bullying me over my claustrophobia. My mom never knew until I had well and truly left high school. That was the first time I forged my mother's signature, it certainly was not the last.
I never used to do really bad trout at home, but my mom would beat me and I remember her more than once throwing stuff across the room at me, including shoes, slippers and glasses of coke. I would then get blamed if something got broke when she missed, the good old "Now look what you made me do" comment, people wonder why I often don't care how badly you cuss my mother? Probably had something to do with that. Though I remember a funny story about how mad my Mom got once because I was deliberately pissing her off and pushing my luck. She threw the TV remote at my head from about 6ft away. Now somehow I ducked under the remote (guess I got used to her throwing things at me and learnt to react REALLY fast!) it curved out the room, literally curved out of the room through the open doorway before smashing on a wall and breaking in to a couple of hundred pieces. She had to call up the manufacturer to get a replacement (this was in the days prior to universal remotes) as I'm sure you can imagine, my mom had to do some pretty creative lying about that which made me forever mock her when she would go to throw something at me normally with a quip about how she cannot possibly hope to hit me with it so why smurfing bother.
A friend coaxed me into scaring this poor old couple at their house at night, which was a terrible idea and I feel bad about it to this day. Then they came out after us and we ran for the woods. Stupidly enough, we left our bikes behind and the old woman found them and brought them inside, so we had to go apologise and feel super ashamed and ask for our bikes back.They knew my friend so they called his dad to come pick us up and he gave us an earful about it too. My parents never found out, though.
When I was around seven years old, I smuggled drugs into school. Sort of. I got caught, too. One of the kids at school asked me to bring in my asthma medicine the next day so I did. I thought nothing of it! I can't remember why I did it, or how much, but I gave some to another kid and someone caught us messing about mixing stuff together and we got caught and told off. I was way too young to have any idea whatsoever was bad about what I did, but I got told that I wasn't supposed to do it, so I didn't do it anymore.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
When I was about seven or so I also shoved a kid into a locker at school and shut and locked it. No one knew the combination and the janitor had to come get him out.
I don't recall getting in much trouble for it, though. The kid and I had just been horsing around and he was pretty cool with it after the fact.
I plugged the sink in our old house, turned on the tap, locked the door and left. My God, there was a lot of flooding. xD
He said "Son when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Erm... what?
I think sabee has the best mischief story.
Agreed. I think we can all agree on that.
I can't really recall doing anything terribly bad when I was a youngster, but the worst thing I could remember was probably when I was living in Arizona, a friend dared me to take one of the baby kittens from one of the neighbor's house. The garage door was slightly open so I slid underneath and found a litter of kittens nearby. I grabbed one and we took the kitten back to my house. Then the next thing I remembered, I thought it would be funny to introduce the kitten to the family dog, so I opened the fence door and left the kitten in the backyard with the dog. Didn't turn out good for the kitten, and eventually my friend and I got in trouble for it.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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