hmm worst thing I did that I got caught doing? I don't know really.

I remember telling my maths teacher in year seven "he could go smurf himself." That was 2 weeks in to the school year. I got detention for it in fact I got 2. I had 2 30 minute detentions for telling my teacher the truth because he was bullying me over my claustrophobia. My mom never knew until I had well and truly left high school. That was the first time I forged my mother's signature, it certainly was not the last.

I never used to do really bad trout at home, but my mom would beat me and I remember her more than once throwing stuff across the room at me, including shoes, slippers and glasses of coke. I would then get blamed if something got broke when she missed, the good old "Now look what you made me do" comment, people wonder why I often don't care how badly you cuss my mother? Probably had something to do with that. Though I remember a funny story about how mad my Mom got once because I was deliberately pissing her off and pushing my luck. She threw the TV remote at my head from about 6ft away. Now somehow I ducked under the remote (guess I got used to her throwing things at me and learnt to react REALLY fast!) it curved out the room, literally curved out of the room through the open doorway before smashing on a wall and breaking in to a couple of hundred pieces. She had to call up the manufacturer to get a replacement (this was in the days prior to universal remotes) as I'm sure you can imagine, my mom had to do some pretty creative lying about that which made me forever mock her when she would go to throw something at me normally with a quip about how she cannot possibly hope to hit me with it so why smurfing bother.