My granny Sadie tells me that when I was very little, she and Granda Jack and I were at some pub having lunch, and I started drumming on the tables using the forks or something. And people gave me money because I was so good

Also I had to play the Recorder in primary school because, you know, I went to school. In England. That's what you do. I've derped around with FruityLoops some (and before that Music on the PS1) and I've been told I have a vague talent, I could probably develop that into something but,

eeeehhhh, effort.