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All so small-tiem.

I would be Jörmungandr.
As badass as that sounds, I imagine it could be a bit of a pain in the ass, being all that big. =O I mean... you encircle the entire planet you live on. Not much space to move around.

Personally, I'd be either Nidhöggr or a Lich.


Nidhöggr:

I get to smoke gnaw the roots of Yggdrasil while trolling some eagle perched in its branches. I bring an army of corpses back from the dead during ragnarok, plus I actually survive ragnarok.


Lich:

I am immortal, am capable of powerful magic and can create my own little zombie apocalypses whenever I feel bored. What could possibly go wrong?