If I were a zombie...

[Freya]

...i'd never eat your brain! I just want your heart!

If you could be any type of "monster", what monster would you be?

Make one up if you want! Let's get our monster on!

[Chris]

A Wendigo! Always been fascinated by these creatures.

That, or a Jersey Devil.

[Jiro]

I wouldn't mind being a goddamn chimera. Imagine the havoc you could wreak with all them heads and a snake tail.

[fire_of_avalon]

A Wendigo! Always been fascinated by these creatures.

That, or a Jersey Devil.

Sing looooooooooooud sing sayonara oh oh oh. Sweet Josephine will you smurf me back home?

[Pike]

Does a giant robot count as a monster? Please say it does, because I'd like to be that.

[Madame Adequate]

All so small-tiem.

I would be Jörmungandr.

If I have to be a generalized monster rather than a specific one, I'd be a Kraken.

[Pike]

All so small-tiem.

I would be Jörmungandr.

If I have to be a generalized monster rather than a specific one, I'd be a Kraken.

>2011
>Not being a Giant Robot

[NorthernChaosGod]

All so small-tiem.

I would be Jörmungandr.

If I have to be a generalized monster rather than a specific one, I'd be a Kraken.

I like your style.

I'd be Fenrir. I don't care if I die during Ragnarok, it'd be so badass.

[Laddy]

I'd be a pretty bad one. I require my brains to be laced with parsley, y'know?

[Diango12]

Satyr. Half goat, half person. You can't lose.

[LunarWeaver]

I'd be a rich bitch with a popular reality show.

[Freya]

I love you, kyle.

I would be a wear-otter. Giant otters already eat alligators alive, could you imagine a super cuddley were-otter that also can devour smurfing gators? you'd be like "that were-otter is adorable OH GOD IT'S ATTACKING ME! OH GOD OH GOD MY LEGS OH GOD HEEEELLLP D:"

And Giant robot counts... kinda. As long is it's mecha godzilla.

[Ultima Shadow]

All so small-tiem.

I would be Jörmungandr.

As badass as that sounds, I imagine it could be a bit of a pain in the ass, being all that big. =O I mean... you encircle the entire planet you live on. Not much space to move around.

Personally, I'd be either Nidhöggr or a Lich.


Nidhöggr:

I get to smoke gnaw the roots of Yggdrasil while trolling some eagle perched in its branches. I bring an army of corpses back from the dead during ragnarok, plus I actually survive ragnarok.


Lich:

I am immortal, am capable of powerful magic and can create my own little zombie apocalypses whenever I feel bored. What could possibly go wrong?

[Peegee]

A sphinx!

[Værn]

What could possibly go wrong?

A ragtag band of adventurers consisting of an arcane caster, a divine caster, an archer, a warrior, and a bard in will inevitably stumble into a town in the midst of one of your attacks and, finding that they may receive a larger reward from saving the town than completing their trivial side-quest, will hunt down your phylactery and then proceed to kill you.

Although I would also probably be a lich. I'm still pondering how I would hide a phylactery so some pesky adventurers can't get to it... On another plane of existence? At the bottom of the ocean? Or I could create my phylactery out of a valuable magic weapon that they'd either use or foolishly sell to an NPC after "killing" me and l00ting my place. There's an idea... and I'll conceal the evil aura with a permanent Magic Aura spell, and do the same with some other random piece of junk to create a fake phylactery for them to destroy... *Evil laugh*