BAN SKYRIM??

[Hollycat]

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5

Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,
Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,
Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens,
We, the American people, today ask you,
1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.
3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.
4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.



Look at the signatures.

[Slothy]

I'm fairly certain that petition was made as a joke since not only did they name the wrong company as the developer of Skyrim, but it's almost too ridiculous to take seriously.

Even if it was a serious petition though, you can't actually do any of the things they're asking for in it, so smurf 'em.

[Laddy]

SkyRim sounds like a gay porno that doesn't exist, Skyrim sounds like a game that isn't half as bad as most of the games out there.

[Madame Adequate]

Blizzard's SkyRim sounds a lot more metal than Bethesda's does. I need to play me a vidya that can kill me!

[Pheesh]

Sounds like a joke that was influenced by this article... which is also a joke.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Eh, i think you're giving people to much credit. It's shocking how many morons think christwire is a legit website, especially if they only read one article from an outside link. My bet? Someone posted a link, their weird alarmist uncle saw it on facebook and decided to blow the lid off this satanic homo indoctrinating video game before anyone could properly slap him in the face.