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Thread: Pick One: Sex or the Moon

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    Default Pick One: Sex or the Moon

    Blatantly stolen topic but...

    If you had a choice between being able to have sex with anyone you want at any time, or walking on the moon once, which would you choose?

    I choose the moon, of course. I would choose walking on the moon over a lot of things.

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    I chose sex, but not for what you think. I can be naked with sex, not on the moon.

    If nudity was acceptable on the moon, I would most likely choose that.



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    sex camel chooses the moon.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    The moon. I already have sex with anyone I want.

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    Moon obv. Even if it was with Julian. Maybe we could go to the moon together! How romantic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    I chose sex, but not for what you think. I can be naked with sex, not on the moon.

    If nudity was acceptable on the moon, I would most likely choose that.
    I don't think there are any laws against nudity on the moon. You could be the first to moon from the moon.

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    Something about that first choice gives off a vibe of omnipotent rape, so I'm going with the moon.

    Fun fact: I accidentally typo'd the word 'choice' as 'rape' when I was writing this the first time through.

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    How about sex on the moon?
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    sex. don't be silly.

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    Sex. Why the smurf would I want to go to the moon by myself?

    Give me some companions and/or Mars or another planet and I'll reconsider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    I chose sex, but not for what you think. I can be naked with sex, not on the moon.

    If nudity was acceptable on the moon, I would most likely choose that.
    I don't think there are any laws against nudity on the moon. You could be the first to moon from the moon.
    Well, yeah, but there's the whole not being able to breath thing.



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    The moon is scary. But I don't want like, rape powers or anything. I don't know

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    I would choose sex. Because then I could choose to have sex with one of the people who chose the moon during their moon walk. HA! Or if doing that just teleports them from the moon to me rather than vice versa i can have sex with some high level nasa executives and blackmail them to get my moon trip
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    This is like, the hardest question anyone has ever asked on EoFF. I'm torn.

    Edit: Can it be like... any sex? Can I get as freaky as I want to?


    "... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."


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    Sex. Sexsexsex.

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