Pick One: Sex or the Moon

[Iceglow]

Julian, if I offered you another planet but it was my choice a complete mystery selection on your part what would your answer be then?

I'd be tempted by the sex but I don't need it I mean, I can go out to a club and meet a girl I'd like to sleep with very easily. Whats more, I could reasonably expect to get said girl in to bed and without the aid of drugs or force.

So a trip to the moon? Ok sounds pretty cool to me so long as we get to make some major experiments on interstellar propulsion systems out there, chiefly the idea of putting a nuclear reactor in space (this would be needed if we ever seriously intended to get the power to fuel a propulsion system powerful enough to get a ship to go to it's target destination. Then if we actually make a breakthrough I would ask for my rightful (as the person responsible for the breakthrough) place on said mission.

[Old Manus]

Spaceflight has some kind of ridiculous fatality rate and that's without lunar EVAs. I'll hedge my bets and make hot steamy love to Anne Widdecombe.

[Peegee]

Julian, if I offered you another planet but it was my choice a complete mystery selection on your part what would your answer be then?

I'd be tempted by the sex but I don't need it I mean, I can go out to a club and meet a girl I'd like to sleep with very easily. Whats more, I could reasonably expect to get said girl in to bed and without the aid of drugs or force.

So a trip to the moon? Ok sounds pretty cool to me so long as we get to make some major experiments on interstellar propulsion systems out there, chiefly the idea of putting a nuclear reactor in space (this would be needed if we ever seriously intended to get the power to fuel a propulsion system powerful enough to get a ship to go to it's target destination. Then if we actually make a breakthrough I would ask for my rightful (as the person responsible for the breakthrough) place on said mission.

you talk a lot of s...mack for somebody who hasn't smurfed the first lady. can you game mrs obamers?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian, if I offered you another planet but it was my choice a complete mystery selection on your part what would your answer be then?

It's enough to tickle my fancy.

Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.

[Peegee]

Julian, if I offered you another planet but it was my choice a complete mystery selection on your part what would your answer be then?

It's enough to tickle my fancy.

Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.

toss that tosser (you) on venus. god you jokers are lame.

how many planets are people friendly? like 2?

[Hollycat]

This is like, the hardest question anyone has ever asked on EoFF. I'm torn.

Edit: Can it be like... any sex? Can I get as freaky as I want to?

Rostrum my boy, if you can imagine it, you can do it.


plus she said at any time so you could like suprise teleport to someone when they are like in school (weirdo) or something

[Psychotic]

Sex. I would smurf every single member of this website, repeatedly and painfully, until your spirits were broken. And you would know me as your Emperor.

[Bubba]

OK, lets think about this logically. Out of the last three men to walk on the moon, there are only two still alive... they are both currently hurtling towards death at around 20'000 miles per hour... as they are both well into their seventies.

I, myself, am only a meager 31 years old and would become the only man in about 40 years to have walked on our only moon. I am also at an age where I am physically able to exploit my new-found status by regaling my incredible story with lots of impressionable, young females... then having sex with them.

In other words... I would choose the moon every time... just so that I can have sex with whoever I want.

[Slothy]

I was all prepared for this to be an easy choice from the title, but then you said sex with anyone I want at any time. I'm sure I could think of a lot of people I'd like to have sex with. Certainly enough that that would come in handy.

It's a tough call. When we're just talking the moon I might have to go with the sex. Make it Jupiter and my answer would probably change.

Though it'd be nice if moon sex was an option here.

[Hollycat]

OK, lets think about this logically. Out of the last three men to walk on the moon, there are only two still alive... they are both currently hurtling towards death at around 20'000 miles per hour... as they are both well into their seventies.

I, myself, am only a meager 31 years old and would become the only man in about 40 years to have walked on our only moon. I am also at an age where I am physically able to exploit my new-found status by regaling my incredible story with lots of impressionable, young females... then having sex with them.

In other words... I would choose the moon every time... just so that I can have sex with whoever I want.

did you know that actually more than 10 people hve been on the moon

[Bubba]

did you know that actually more than 10 people hve been on the moon

Of course, I think it's 12 isn't it? I was just referring to the last mission to the moon.

My point is that all of these men are in their seventies... so I think it would be very difficult for them to sustain an erection for a prolonged period of time... even with medical help.

This would mean that all the females who are hungry for "moon-walking astronauts" can only be satisfied by one man.

Me.

[Del Murder]

It's cold on the moon. The bed is warmer.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian, if I offered you another planet but it was my choice a complete mystery selection on your part what would your answer be then?

It's enough to tickle my fancy.

Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.

toss that tosser (you) on venus. god you jokers are lame.

how many planets are people friendly? like 2?

You're a smurfing tosser.

[Hollycat]

The army would go to the moon because
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[fire_of_avalon]

The worse you got the more some people would appreciate it. @ Paul. Wtf multi quote.