Pick One: Sex or the Moon

**Shlup** · 11-29-2011, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Peegee

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Julian, if I offered you another planet but it was my choice a complete mystery selection on your part what would your answer be then?

It's enough to tickle my fancy.

Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.

toss that tosser (you) on venus. god you jokers are lame.

how many planets are people friendly? like 2?

No one said it had to be a planet in this solar system.

**Pike** · 11-29-2011, 11:28 PM

I'm going to move to the moon. So is Huxley.

(SPOILER)So why worry about this choice when I'll just have 'em both /smug

**Hambone** · 11-30-2011, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Sex. I would smurf every single member of this website, repeatedly and painfully, until your spirits were broken. And you would know me as your Emperor.

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Moon's dumb. Let's make every time sexy time.

**Quindiana Jones** · 11-30-2011, 11:21 AM

I'd have sex with the moon.

But seriously, I'd walk on the moon. I'm already having sex with everyone I want to have sex with.

**Hollycat** · 11-30-2011, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Topham Hatt

I'd have sex with the moon.

But seriously, I'd walk on the moon. I'm already having sex with everyone I want to have sex with.

.... Emma Watson?
`~`

**Freya** · 11-30-2011, 07:34 PM

The moon of course! I'll be one step closer to being a space pirate!

**DMKA** · 12-01-2011, 01:10 AM

Both.

**Navi** · 12-01-2011, 05:57 AM

**GrimmReaper** · 12-01-2011, 09:40 AM

ah.. well seeing as there's not much to do these days on the moon, I choose sex.

**Flying Mullet** · 12-01-2011, 11:19 PM

Many sexings versus one moon walk? No contest. Now if it was many sexings versus many moon walks, that would be a dilemma.

**Madonna** · 12-02-2011, 12:09 AM

Oh god, do you know how long it took to find someone with whom I could have sex? There is no way I am giving that up, nuh-uh.

**eestlinc** · 12-02-2011, 01:13 AM

who says all this sex will be any good? For example, I know Shlup would be cold and distant, and what's the point of that? At least the moon is supposed to be cold and distant.