"I'll ring you next week" - to my mother
"It's like Jimi Hendrix is in the room!" - to my bottom set guitar students
"No-one has ever faked an orgasm with me" - to myself
"I'm sorry but I'm in a real hurry" - to 'Charity Muggers' in the street
"I've had loads of threesomes!" - to anyone who'll listen

OK. Top 5 cities you've visited