Deal. If I was an admin, I would plow you right now. But I'm not, so I can't, so you will have to get me hard for it, while I start assraping the current staff and replacing them with dildos weighted to our cause.
Even if this is a trick, you're just too damn adorable and tit not to trust. And if it's for real, then you know I love it.
You two are just going too far now. This has become ridiculous. Jiro has no shame, and NCG is a poor little mindlessly loyal lapdog who doesn't know any better. Get out while you can NCG. There are people that can help.