If I had a load of money...

[Pike]

Wait I would actually seriously consider moving to EoFF Town

And then no one would see me because I'd stay in my room the entire time just like I do now, but at least I could always look out my window for some entertainment

[drotato]

but at least I could always look out my window for some entertainment

I'd go, just because I'm sure it has to be better than living where I live.

But I'd still be afraid.

[Loony BoB]

Hanging out in your room is entirely acceptable, and let's face it, we're all gamers so we'll have loads of options for people to invite over for gaming marathons or whatever.

I mean, "If I had enough money" means I have unlimited money, so I'm sure we can pay for all the things that would make the place even cooler. We could get SE to move it's headquarters there, and any other devs we like, and hang out with all our gaming idols or whatever. And we can just ban people if we want to evict them. And we can have a massive Drunk Tank building/area for alcololfests. Or something. And uhm, uhm, uhm... stuff! Maybe we can genetically engineer chocobos out of ostriches and chickens.

[drotato]

Maybe we can genetically engineer chocobos out of ostriches and chickens.

Yes.

[Peegee]

eoff town would be like a small south usa town where everybody had small cliques and were racist/judgemental. it's true.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Only if EoFF Town has an In n' Out and good Mexican food.
(inb4 I make the Mexican food)

[Parker]

uhm pretty awkward and i cant get into specifics but if you let me into eoff town im not allowed to live near schools. thansk

[drotato]

Only if EoFF Town has good Mexican food. CAUSE I'M MEXICAN AND THIS IS CLICHE. HURR HURR HURR HURR.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Once you go Mexican, your asshole catches fire. Or something. Still good eatin'.

[Jiro]

EoFF Town Shmeoff Town

IMAGINE THIS

A giant SPACE STATION in SPACE

Just like a TROPICAL ISLAND

EoFF Island Adventures, IN SPACE

I will also kill anyone who doesn't live there. You cannot taint our purity.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If we live in BoB's town, you kill us. If we live in your space station, BoB kills us.

[Jiro]

I'll kill BoB. Problem solved.

Then nothing stands in my way of becoming Loony BoB.

[NorthernChaosGod]

So are you going to give me a video game too?

[chionos]

Anybody else get the impression that BoB's been thinking about this for a long smurfing time?

When Loony BoB's the CEO of SE...

Oh and btw, you can't become Loony BoB, you fool. Loony BoB becomes you. Or, perhaps more accurately, Loony BoB absorbs you into himself, and there's just more BoB, less you. Where do you think all the really cool EoFFers disappear to?

[Iceglow]

Errr how about we combine the two, make a massive space station and put a town inside of it, we'll put a massive LED screen on the ceiling to simulate the sky. It could work?

Also, Julian I don't care that you're saying you won't be making the mexican food, as the only mexican present you'll be making it either way.

As for the entertainment of Pike...guess that means me and Paul trolling people in real life, this has happened once many times before, it also resulted in me jumping on my sofa and teabagging Paul.

Edit: fixed.