How to NOT get a second date

[TrollHunter]

Oh I bet you can.
I don't know how well I would do though.
I would never hook up with another stalker.

[Sylvie]

Stalkers are good because they're obsessed. Their sex is pure energy.

[drotato]

Stalkers are good because they're obsessed. Their sex is pure energy.

/smug

[NorthernChaosGod]

If a woman were stalking me, I'd abuse the situation to hook up with a creepy person.

You're good people.

[Sylvie]

I'm many people.

[TrollHunter]

Stalkers are good because they're obsessed. Their sex is pure energy.

Oh trust me, I would know.

[Sylvie]

I'm glad you understand.

[Tigmafuzz]

I dated my stalker once. It was pretty cool until she threatened to kill my cat out of jealousy. I told her affectionately, "Please don't kill my cat. I'll have to get a restraining order if you do, and neither of us wants that."
All she said was, "Hmph. Fine."
She's in a loony bin mental institution now. I don't miss her. Although she does still have some of my hair that I would like to get back.

I'm many people.

I am so loving this thread.

[Peegee]

I dated my stalker once. It was pretty cool until she threatened to kill my cat out of jealousy. I told her affectionately, "Please don't kill my cat. I'll have to get a restraining order if you do, and neither of us wants that."
All she said was, "Hmph. Fine."
She's in a loony bin mental institution now. I don't miss her. Although she does still have some of my hair that I would like to get back.

I'm many people.

I am so loving this thread.

how was the sex?

[Renmiri]

My stalker was a virgin O.o Somehow he got into his head he wanted me to be his first. Threatened suicide and all. I threatened to tell his mom and he stopped... I was 18 at the time.

[Tigmafuzz]

I dated my stalker once. It was pretty cool until she threatened to kill my cat out of jealousy. I told her affectionately, "Please don't kill my cat. I'll have to get a restraining order if you do, and neither of us wants that."
All she said was, "Hmph. Fine."
She's in a loony bin mental institution now. I don't miss her. Although she does still have some of my hair that I would like to get back.

I'm many people.

I am so loving this thread.

how was the sex?

OHHHHOHOHOHO MY GAWD IT WAS smurfING AMAZING