How to NOT get a second date
Mike and Lauren went out just once. Lauren called the date “horrific.” Mike, on the other hand, had a great time, and thought Lauren did, too. He texted and called her and got no response.
Unlike you and me, instead of just letting it go, Mike Googled her email address and wrote her a 1,600 word email about how she was a bad person for leading him on AND they were perfect for each other.
How to creep out the entire internet, lovelorn banker edition
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
Wish I had Mike's number.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Some of my favorite parts:
It would be very convenient for you to date me because we have the same interests. We already go to classical music performances by ourselves. If we go to classical music performances together, it wouldn’t take any significant additional time on your part.
How efficient!
You played with your hair a lot. A woman playing with her hair is a common sign of flirtation. You can even do a google search on it. When a woman plays with her hair, she is preening.
haha
hahahahahahah
Need to see more of this on the internet, it really helps give a boost to all the non-weirdo creepy guys out there that aren't perfect but at least aren't this guy either.
I don't know guys. They both really like classical music (which is the main thing he bases the potential long term romance off of) and their ages are compatible.
That's such a good match he didn't even feel the need to name other things in common! What more could a girl need?
All I know is any woman who plays with her hair and mentions it was nice to meet me better sex me up. It's just common courtesy.
I wish I had known that in high school. Apparently every girl in every class I ever had wanted to lick my lollipop, cause all they did all day in class was play with their hair. And they were all basically my age!!! I missed out on a lot of horrible sex and painful bjobs!
OMG and I like basically ALL music...so I should get ALL THE GIRLS.
the correct answer is that NOBODY is a good match for OP
I've received an email similar to that, only worse, and longer.
I should look back through Thunderbird and see if I still have it.
I like Kung-Fu.
I dunno guys, he seems obviously like some sort of aspie who cannot do social interaction. I think we should be more -
Originally Posted by Renmiri
Typical 1% scumbag banker pig with no morals. I bet you weren't worried about women when you were pumping my money into your fatass bank accounts via ways I won't consider. Asshole. Occupy restaurants.banker
there was a picture here
Well that just kept on going didn't it.
I believe it. Maybe you should post it on a social bookmarking site and see what happens!
I believe in the power of humanity.
I feel led on too by all those women who have talked to me and played with their hair in my presence and even made eye contact with me on a per-minute basis above the average amount that I have observed in other women I have interacted with before who for whatever reason generally were unable to look me in the eye (and who can blame them, with my body?).
Seriously, women: if you don't want to be stalked by a guy, don't look at or talk to them! Geez, is that so hard to understand?
Mike,
Thank God you e-mailed me. Shortly after our date, I was kidnapped by Chinese spies and imprisoned at a black site in the province of Tzao-bin. My captors are holding me ransom for 1 million dollars. I know that a sensitive man like you that has made his parents millions of dollars in investments can spare a million dollars to pay for my ransom. My eye contact with you and playing with my hair was intentional. I was too shy to tell you that I was in love with you at first sight. All of your suspicions are true! Please rescue me from this horrible place so that we can make beautiful love over and over again and grow old together!
Love, Lauren
brilliant!
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
Not sure if this is a joke or not, but I know a guy who acts and thinks like this "Mike". He's one of the least pleasant people I've ever been around. I'm usually pretty polite and sociable, so once I asked him if he'd played Batman Arkham City and he just talked at length about the history of Robin and Nightwing and a whole bunch of tit no one cares about. When I took advantage of a pause in the lecture to change the subject, he interrupted me to "let me finish please". He has no social skills and this is how he interacts with women as well as men. It's actually one of the saddest things I've seen in a long time, like he can't see the distinction between making people listen to his tit out loud and in public and leaving it on a message board for people to ignore (or quote and ridicule).
Rant over.
i want to meet this guy. oh wait i've met guys like that.
last time i ever ask an obvious /v/tard whether or not to play dead space
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