Some of my favorite parts:

It would be very convenient for you to date me because we have the same interests. We already go to classical music performances by ourselves. If we go to classical music performances together, it wouldn’t take any significant additional time on your part.

How efficient!

You played with your hair a lot. A woman playing with her hair is a common sign of flirtation. You can even do a google search on it. When a woman plays with her hair, she is preening.

haha
hahahahahahah

Need to see more of this on the internet, it really helps give a boost to all the non-weirdo creepy guys out there that aren't perfect but at least aren't this guy either.