It's that time of year again

[chionos]

I should not have bothered to imagine what a strip club in Appalachia might be like. Now I'm all disturbed.

As well you should be.

I thought all the hair in Appalachia got used on Bert Reynolds in that movie. That guy is basically just a handsome shag pile rug.

XD Every man wishes he were a handsome shag pile rug. Every man with a man card that is. If you don't want to be Bert Reynolds, give your man card back. There's a box by the door.

On topic: Legal? maybe, but certainly controlled.