>TALK
>>Talk to whom?
>HOTGUY
>He responds, "Yo."
>>How do you reply?
>"I WANT U"
>He responds, "But I'm taken."
>>How do you reply?
>"I DUN CARE"
>He responds, "I have a wife."
>>How do you reply?
>"I DUN CARE"
>He responds, "I have a ring."
>How do you respond?
>ACTION
>>What do you want to do?
>ITEM
>>What item?
>RING
>>Remove?
>Y
>>How do you respond?
>"NO MORE RING"

Problem solved.