It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a generic superhero thread!

[Peegee]

i am a comic superjester. my comic book incarnation would be m. chan everyman

[Hollycat]

fine, I'll wear the miniskirt, but I'm not doing any physicals. Also, I get to choose the color of my underwear and left sock or no deal.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hypo, you're weird.

[Hollycat]

Thank you. It is my goal to be so strange that the universe spits me out and I land in an alternate universe where I am a viera.

[Jiro]

Coincidentally, he was on the money with the one sock idea. It's a thigh high one.

[Hollycat]

Mid or low thigh? I choose purple.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If I had to choose between death and being saved by you two, then I would choose death.

[Hollycat]

If I had to choose between death and being saved by you two, then I would choose death.

Too bad it isn't up to you.

[chionos]

If I had to choose between death and being saved by you two, then I would choose death.

Too bad it isn't up to you.

Oh but it is, because he's Choice Man, able to make decisions without a single thought. His arch-nemesis:

Women

all of them.






Because they can't make up their damn minds.


They're indecisive in other words.








And change their minds frequently.




And don't tell you about it.

And expect you to know.

Because you're supposed to be psychic...just like them.

[Pheesh]

Aha, we meet again, Slightly Sexist Man.

[chionos]

Oh no! Not Feminist Jim, defender of the weak!

I...

I can't fight your...

your powerfully obnoxious political correctness.

my weakness...


geh
(that's my death gasp, it's pronounced "gay")

[Pheesh]

*throws foa at you*

[chionos]

That's a highly dangerous proposition, villain. Either you're not aware of what Slightly Sexist man might do with a girl like that or that's not foa at all. I smell a trap. En garde foul demon! Let the penis fencing begin!

Seriously, I came came across that link a few days ago while studying the history of fencing. I don't know how I got there, but I did. It shook the very foundation of my existence.
I had to share it with the rest of you.
Learn, young ones, learn.

[Pheesh]

The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser," who becomes the mother.

Rofl, even Feminist Jim had to laugh at that.

[Shlup]

I can't decide which is best: La Bard or Winston. Probably Winston 'cause I think it's funny that Psy wants to go by the name of Cid's dog.

I have decided that my super hero name would be... Hmm... Captain Vengence. Oo, yeah, that's unisexy.